Nine Articles to Advance Your Conversion Knowledge

Conversion Scourse

My book is designed to begin a journey. It’s a journey that ends with you being better online. This journey ends with more cred for you, more sales for your business and more sanity in general.

Some of our more advanced articles are over on The Conversion Scientist blog. There are over 200 articles there covering all aspects of conversion-focused marketing.

I’ve picked nine that I think you should read. And we’ve added an incentive to get you through these nine articles and make things a little fun. We even included several audio selections for your commute to work.

Each time you read or listen, you will collect points. Collect enough points and earn a badge.

Earn your Ph.D. in Conversion Awesomization, we’ll give you a special prize.

Three Levels of Learning

We have nine articles organized into three levels of learning. You can earn four badges you can earn.

The Student Badge is awarded when you sign up to start collecting points. You don’t want to stay at the Student level. It means you haven’t really done anything.
The Undergrad Badge signifies that you’ve completed the basic level of content (basic for a Rocket Scientist, maybe).

  • Copy that makes visitor stick.
  • Six email superstitions holding you back.
  • The four people who come to your site every day.
The Master Badge signifies that you’ve completed the basic level of content (basic for a Rocket Scientist, maybe).

  • Persuasive copy that converts.
  • The math of marketing.
  • Pushing past content marketing barriers.
The Ph.D. Badge signifies that you’ve injected all nine articles into your ever-swelling brain and you qualify for a free site review with a Conversion Scientist.

  • Writing test hypotheses.
  • Creating landing pages that convert.
  • Getting past the bouncers in our brains.

Now is the time to start. You will get your Student Badge and 100 points just for signing up. Within a few days, you will be a Ph.D. in Conversion Awesomization.



My Most Popular Landing Page Presentation LIVE Online

My presentation “The Chemistry of the Landing Page” has been seen by thousands of (lucky?) marketers and business people. I think it’s one of my best.

The reason I think it is so popular is that it’s different every time. Each time I do it, I critique a different bunch of actual landing pages.

I start off by boiling the process of building a landing page into five components. Then I show you what makes people leave. Attendees usually start kicking themselves when at this point in the presentation.

But the fun starts when we start applying this to real landing pages. Things always get interesting.

imageWould you like to have your landing page reviewed by me? I promise that I’m gentle.

But even if you end up feeling a little embarrassed about your page – and everyone does – wouldn’t more sales, leads and subscribers make it worth the discomfort?

I recommend you submit your page for my April 10 presentation right now.

We start at 2:00 pm EDT on Thursday, April 10. The Webinar will be recorded.

PEOPLE LOVE THE LIVE PAGE CRITIQUES. So will you. You’ll never look at another landing page the same way.

Here’s a little sample of the questions I’m going to tackle.

  • What is the one thing a landing page must get right?
  • How do you “show the product” when you offer a service or content for download?
  • What is “Abandon” and how do you get rid of it?
  • How do you “borrow trust” for your landing page?
  • What constitutes “proof?”

Won’t you join us? Even if you can’t attend live, register to see the replay, which will be recorded.

Let’s have some fun and make more sales.

Best regards,


Brian Massey, the Conversion Scientist

Conversion Sciences’ New & Improved Conversion Upside Report

Conversion Upside Caluclator

We’ve redesigned our Conversion Upside Report so you can more quickly understand how much you should be investing in website optimization. We’ve used color and short commentary on six different criteria to help you understand where your site is on the spectrum of online businesses.

Conversion Upside CaluculatorThe Conversion Upside Report tells you what gains an optimization plan would give you. The Conversion Upside Report tells you what gains an optimization plan would give you.short commentary on six different criteria to help you understand where your site is on the spectrum of online businesses.

The Upside Report analyzes the current state of your online business and evaluates your readiness for an optimization program.

Every website will eventually add optimization to their tool belt. The question is when and how much should I spend?

The Conversion Upside Report seeks to answer that question.

All you need are the answers to three questions:

  1. How much traffic do you get a month on average?
  2. How much new revenue does your site generate a month?
  3. How much is a new order or lead worth on average?

At a glance, the report tells you some important things.

  • Do we have enough traffic to optimize reliably?
  • Do we have enough transactions or conversions to split test our ideas?
  • How much is a visitor worth to us? Is it more than we pay for a click?
  • How much more would we make in sales if we improved our conversion rate?

These are the questions you should be asking now if you want to have future success online.

Get your Conversion Upside Report and let me know what you learn.


Brian Massey, Conversion Scientist


Let The Conversion Scientist Show You How To Get the Results You Need From Your Website

Amazon Best Seller

OK, I’ll admit it. I HAD to read Brian’s book.

When I worked at Content Marketing Institute,  I was the Book Marketing Manager in their amazing Book Division.

Brian is easy to promote. He is brilliant. He is dedicated and enthusiastic about the work that he does for his clients. He is eccentric.

He IS The Conversion Scientist.

And I had NO experience with the book’s subject — marketing strategies that promote conversions. But, that is what makes my opinion valuable. I had no clue what website optimization or conversion rate optimization was and I certainly never thought I would need to.

I know now that “conversion is the process of converting web traffic into leads and sales.” Pretty simple. In theory, that is. In the book, Brian explores the various levers a website owner has to adjust in order to tune their lead generation efforts to optimum efficiency. This is hugely important. Anyone from a small or personal eCommerce site, to a large corporation NEEDS to understand their website visitors in order to be successful.

Beginners, like myself, find Massey’s book highly accessible and actionable. With its relatively short length and conversational style, it is a FANTASTIC introduction to the field of conversion optimization. I found it engaging, funny, and obtainable.

What good is learning about traffic optimization if your website does not convert? Brian’s book taught me that it is better to optimize for conversion first.

With instantly-applicable tips and nuggets of CRO wisdom, Your Customer Creation Equation is perfect for beginners all the way up to CEOs looking for practical and actionable guidance in order to start getting the results you need from your website, whether it be customers, leads, sales, registrations, or signups.

“Every person who relies on their website to generate new business can benefit from reading Brian’s book.”- Mike Arsenault of Rejoiner

 More about the book:

An Insider’s View on Visual Marketing – Get Your Own Gimmick

Conversion Scientist Lab Coat

For The Conversion Scientist, it is very simple: Create a hook and use it everywhere.

 Speaking engagements, your website, your social media profiles, webinars, podcasts, the movies, grocery shopping.

Well, maybe not everywhere.

Brian Massey devised an inventive way to exaggerate the serious nature of his business without compromising its integrity. With science on the brain, naturally, he put on a lab coat.

“Every headshot I have includes the guy coat,” says Brian.

Speaking in lab coat

Conversion Scientist Lab Coat

“Every business needs a mental ‘hook’ that prospects can hang mental impressions on. I like to joke that my audiences will forget what I teach, but they never forget the lab coat.”

Brian also likes to hand out lab coats to his customers, making them “Honorary Conversion Scientists”. This unique gift turns clients into walking billboards for Conversion Sciences. 

The Conversion Scientist doesn’t stop at just the lab coat. His website, blog site, office, and social media pages are adorned with a science related theme: beakers, bunson burners, and yes, a custom created Periodic Table of Elements for Online Marketing.

Periodic Table of Online Elements
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 In fact, the inventive and humorous folks at Grasshopper penned an entire article on the importance and effectiveness of integrating humor into your marketing and branding strategies.

Visual Marketing is the discipline of studying the relationship between an object, the context it is placed in, and its relevant image. A great brand is more than a tagline or a popping logo. It’s the purpose behind your business and how your potential clients perceive that purpose. It’s the story that makes you great. Hence the reason the lab coat works.

Lab coat + Conversion Science = The Conversion Scientist

Visual gimmick and imagery is an important part of the marketing world. Remember to throw this into your branding toolkit.

To read Grasshopper’s article in its entirety, visit 4Ways to Infuse Your Marketing with Hahas, LOLs, and ROFLs.

BTW, get your very own lab coat through our Buyschtuff store today.



Free for Readers: Pendulum Fundamentals Program

In 2007, I attended one of the most amazing presentations I’ve ever seen. The presenter was storied ad-man Roy H. Williams. The topic was “The Pendulum.”

In the forty-five minutes or so of his presentation, he took us on a journey through the past eighty years. His sign-posts were pop music, literature and art. The journey showed how our culture evolved from a “We” generation to a “Me” generation and back.

Then he said something that turned out to be prescient. If his pendulum theory was correct, he said, “2009 is going to look a lot like 1929.” We now know that, economically, 2009 looked a whole lot like 1929.

This framework delivers actionable insights, but it’s also just interesting as hell.

So, I was pleased to learn that Michael Drew, Roy’s co-author of the book Pendulum had put together a fundamentals course on the Pendulum for just $147.

Free Pendulum Foundations CourseA fascinating course at the right price.

But, for you, my readers, he’s offering it free of charge.

This course is important because it helps you understand the shifting motivations of the people to whom you are advertising and marketing.

Why do proven marketing programs stop working over time? It’s not necessarily list fatigue.

Why do we have such trouble marketing to millennials and other emerging generations? It’s because they are riding the pendulum ahead of us.

Can we just keep doing things the way we are? The Pendulum proves that you can’t and won’t.

This stuff is fascinating and inspiring to me as a business owner and marketer. Let Michael show you how to apply the lessons of the Pendulum.

You can have a brilliant product or service, but if it does not meet the values or the desires of a changing generation, you will struggle. Herein lies the basic ideas behind Pendulum. Pendulum gives you the tools you need to build your online network and motivate prospects to take action. Straight forward and simple to apply, Pendulum in Action will give you a competition-crushing advantage in your market.

It’s an important macro shift and Michael has boiled down a system to take advantage of it.

  • Predict upcoming trends
  • Identify and tap into voids in the market
  • Truly understand and meet your customers’ needs
  • Know what people value
  • Write high-converting copy
  • Build products & services that consumers want

The Fundamentals program gives you a crystal ball of sorts. You’ll find yourself trying and succeeding with approaches you never would have considered without it.

Who doesn’t want to see into the future?

Applying Pendulum In Action is a way to set marketers and business owners apart from their competition.

We don’t promote many things on this blog, but this is one I personally believe in.  Here is how you get this $147 course for free:

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to get insight from the best on buyer persona and relationship marketing.

You should take some of your savings and grab a copy of Roy’s and Michael’s book, “Pendulum: How Past Generations Shape Our Present and Predict Our Future.”

Pendulum in Action Book

“Times change, but some things remain consistent: People either think of themselves or of others. The question is, how do you know when and what does it mean. Williams and Drew have figured that out in Pendulum, their razor-sharp look at cultural shifts over the last 3,000 years. You need to know your customer. Pendulum gives you that knowledge.” – Jonathan Blum, SVP and Chief of Public Affairs and Global Nutrition Officer of YUM Brands.

For anyone in advertising or marketing, this book is a must. It will tell you why our communications have stopped working and what you need to do about it. As with any good book, this one raises many questions as it delivers invaluable insights.” – Brian Massey, The Conversion Scientist and bestselling author of Your Customer Creation Equation.

“Startling insights and perspectives for anyone who wants to be successful now or in the future”- Tony Hsieh, CEO Zappos and New York Times bestselling author of Delivering Happiness.




Donation Throw-down: Social Media vs. Traditional Media with Lon Safko

Tomorrow is the day.

Finally a pledge-week special for those of us that need some social guidance. Chopra, Orman, Dyer and now Lon Safko.

PBS Schedule-lon safkoThe KAET AZPBS Schedule for Pledge Week.


Believe it or not, KAET AZPBS does not do an online version of their specials during their key fundraising times.

We are changing that.

This is the first airing of a television program on the entire spectrum of social media. It will introduce the audience and businesses to the full potential of social media, from Twitter to Second Life. Lon addresses issues such as privacy, using social media as a meeting tool, and finding work using social networks.

We’ve wired up everything to measure the results. The socialotymetry devices have been placed. The donamic analytometer is connected to the internet. We’re ready to analyze the results.

Will social media generate more pledge dollars than on-air TV?

This is where you come in.

Where You Can View this Special

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Download the Free Viewer’s Guide
To View Online
 – You can view a pre-cast of the AZPBS special on Facebook. You can watch it in its entirety.

To View on Live TV (Arizona Residents only) – The on-air broadcast will be at 10:30pm MST.

Ways to Show your Support

The title of the AZPBS special is Social Media and You: Communicating in a Digital World. It will air online first and then be broadcast through Arizona TV stations later in the evening. Now is your chance to send a very real message to television stations everywhere. Vote for social media by donating online.

You can donate and show your support the following way:

  1. Watch the special online at starting March 6 starting at 10:00pm EST. You can sign up for a reminder on this page now.
  2. If you support public broadcasting, donate through the link on the page.
  3. Spread the word.

Once you have viewed the special and donated to support local broadcasting, make sure to share this information with your friends, family, business associates, and anyone else you can think of. Note: you can donate at any time, even now.

Your donations will go to KAET AZPBS, home of the Walter Cronkite School of Journalism and Mass Communication at Arizona State University. Is there a more appropriate place to start a revolution?

Will you join in the Throw-down?

Be sure to get your reminder and watch the program. Donate if you support public broadcasting, and let’s make some history together.

Here’s a sneak peak of Lon talking about mobile marketing. 

Special thanks to our media pioneers: 22Social, Andrea Vahl, Phyllis Khare, Jamie Turner, Brian Massey and of course, Lon Safko.



Brian Massey, Beyond the Lab Coat [AUDIO]

The original Conversion Scientist sat down with host of the Big Value Big Business podcast, James Lynch, to discuss everything from how he makes a terrible employee, to finding your own gimmick, to the inter-workings of a conversion scientist.

Some highlights from the interview include:

  • Brian spends a great deal of his time, helping businesses transform their websites through a “steady diet of visitor profiling, purposeful content, analytics and testing..”
  • Brian indulges his passion by speaking and writing about the art and science of conversion optimization. It is almost a sickness really.
  • What makes Brian tick? He thrives in the challenge of creating value, creating something new and helping businesses make more money on the traffic flowing through their website. “I mean who doesn’t want to get more money from the traffic that they’re getting on their website.”
  • Gain insight from his experiences in building a business in such a niche market, including why it is essential to create a “hook”, and of course, a “gimmick”. Sorry, the lab coat idea is taken.
  • Learn how converting more visitors into customer on your website is INDEED a science.

Brian Massey

 Grab your pen and paper, learn something new, and enjoy the latest edition of Big Value Big Business Podscast with James Lynch.

“It takes a combination of experience, skill and neurosis to end up being a conversion scientist.” – Brian Massey



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Don’t Neglect the User Experience of Webinar Marketing

This is a guest post by Nis Frome.

Content marketers regularly rank webinars above blogging, white papers, and social media with regard to demand generation effectiveness and efficiency. In 2013 and 2014, the Content Marketing Institute reported webinars as second only to case studies in terms of digital marketing effectiveness. But often webinar marketing is a wholly selfish process – as in marketers rarely take a walk in the shoes of webinar viewers. If they did, they’d be appalled at what they saw.

What am I referring to?

Before I began hosting my own webinars, I sat on the other side of the screen as a viewer. Almost the entire experience – aside from actually getting the information I needed from the webinar – was riddled with bottlenecks, bugs, and an overall poor user experience. Specifically, landing pages contained far too lengthy (and often broken) forms; email notifications contained incorrect information or, worse yet, were nonexistent; downloading webinar software plugins meant I missed the first few minutes; and recordings were not to be found.

 None of the above should surprise you. In a recent survey conducted by The Conversion Scientist, Brian Massey, nearly 70% of marketers responded having spent more than six hours putting together the content for the webinar. Hot damn! That’s a huge time investment for just creating the content. It’s no wonder then that little effort is reserved for improving the rest of the webinar marketing experience for the end user.

I’ve meticulously documented many of the mistakes I’ve seen and, fortunately for you, addressing them doesn’t require much more than acknowledging them in the first place. Below are a quick five that you can implement immediately.

1. Interview the speaker – Have your moderator begin interviewing the speaker 10 minutes before the webinar is set to begin and continue doing so until five minutes until after the webinar is set to begin. This:

          a. Let’s you get to know the speaker better

          b. Entertains early arrivers

          c. Gives your audience a few minutes to get any necessary plugins downloaded, without boring the people who have arrived on time

2. Live Critique – Reading off a script can get pretty boring for those in the audience. Try keeping your presentation to 20-30 minutes and then inviting the audience to submit their work or use cases for a live critique. This gives you a chance to practice what you preach!

3. Q&A via Twitter – It may be hard for you to track all the audience questions but it’s even more difficult for those of us in the audience! Consider using a completely open chat room – cough, Twitter, cough – for Q&A. It makes the conversation last a whole lot longer.

4. Google Calendar integration – Members of your audience operate on their own schedules – not yours. So you know what’s better than getting reminders at times you’ve deemed appropriate? Getting reminders at times your audience has deemed appropriate! How convenient that users can manually adjust their Google Calendars to remind them about upcoming events at predetermined intervals! After a user registers, you can provide them with a link that will open the event in Google Calendar with all the necessary fields pre-filled (you don’t even have to be a programmer to do this):

 5. Recording – Fun fact: 85% of people don’t care whether they’re watching the live or recorded version of a webinar. The reality of the matter is that your audience may not be available during the one-hour timeslot you’ve selected. Most webinar software solutions let you record your webinar. Do everyone the favor of sharing it immediately after the live version is completed. 

 Nis FromeNis is a full-stack marketer with an obsession for UI/UX and growth hacking. He is an award-winning web and app developer, and is the co-organizer of both Natural User Interface Central and the Rutgers Mobile App Development club. Nis is currently the COO of Hublished, a webinar marketing optimization SaaS solution he co-founded as a junior at Rutgers University.

Cascade ContentFind out how to breathe new life into your Webinars by turning forgotten presentations into a shareable and lead generating cascade of content. Visit for more information and FREE Recommendations.

For even more tips, check out my recorded webinar below. The Content Cascade: Getting More Out of your Webinar

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